Perfect
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| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
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| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
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This is a picture of PIERCE CROWLEY, his family really needs your help in aiding his safe return. Pierce is 15 years old, 5 feet 10 inches and 150 pounds with blue eyes and light brown hair, wears braces. He was last seen on Friday, May 25th, 2012 in White Plains, New York.
He was last seen wearing dark jeans, a bright blue Florida gators short sleeved shirt and black sneakers.
If you guys could just reblog this to help get the word out. If any of you know anything about his whereabouts, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE message ME!
Thank you soooo much
Please keep reblogging and help spread the word!
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moooove over cheesecake!
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Cage the Elephant - Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked
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Amen!
BLESS THIS.
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these are so cute, I’m going to make these for Fourth of July :s
Fourth of July Star Doughnuts and Holes
